The interest I'm getting paid on my savings account (Yes, I'm f***ing lucky to still have any savings):

Not quite sure what happened in April. Did the Bank of England forget to cut the base rate or something?

The good news is that the government is getting £2 instead of £8 each month. Which means they have less money to give back to banks to pay me less interest. Hang on, surely this can't be the way out of the crisis?